Things are finally settled in and I am home. I've been trying to secure gainful employment recently and came up with this idea for the cover letter of my resume. Hope you enjoy!
Top 10 reasons I would be a better employee than Superman
10. I don't even own a cape.
9. Sure he's saved the world, b ut did he do it while working AND
going to school at the same time?
8. I'll never have to speed off with no explanation.
7. I have no limit when it comes to discovering new abilities.
6. All I need for power is a little caffeine.
5. No worries about that x-ray vision being an H.R. concern.
4. I don't attract super villains.
3. No double identity issues to bring to work.
2. Superman debuted in the 1930s,
I'm no where near retirement.
1. My only weakness is chocolate.
3 comments:
hey! good luck with finding a grate job! I think Sorina told me that u were thinking of a job that involves kids...and my opinion is if u are better then supermen you can sure do it! good luck sweaty! miss u!
Your funny!!! I love the post :P)
I would hire you!
It’s been fun reading about you Marie. It looks like you are having wonderful adventures. I am very pleased to read about all the things you have done, I have to say I am impressed, you have gone there and back again. I wish you the very best from the bottom of my heart and good luck with your job hunt.
Wishing you the best.
M
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